Wagons Gifts

'Hey Jenkins, what the heck?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Dog Park Zoom

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"You know damn well what noise!"

Good boy

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Love your ambiance!"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

First you eat my husband, then you take on his bad habits!

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.