Tech Waggers Gifts

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

A man and his dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"So who is this First pet?"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog Park Zoom

"That's just not the real me."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Fido and Fifi

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'He's barking mad!'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"