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'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"So who is this First pet?"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog Park Zoom

"That's just not the real me."

Fido and Fifi

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

'Wag the tails!'

Planet Of The Apps.

'He's barking mad!'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"