Tail-wagger Team T-Shirts

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A man and his dog

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Pet Entertainers

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"That's just not the real me."

Fido and Fifi

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

'He's barking mad!'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.