Tail-wagger Team Gifts

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A man and his dog

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Pet Entertainers

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Fido and Fifi

'You tell me how he does it.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'He's barking mad!'

Headshot of perky dog.

"You've got to lay off the homework."