Tail Wagger Gifts

"Are they still following us?"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Dog's Flowchart.

The meaning of life.

Dog's Brain.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"That's just not the real me."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Oh boy, I had the best nap today!'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I see a squirrel, I chase it. Never catch it. They're too fast."

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Brindles - Top Dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

In the dog park

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Dogs don't need emojis. We can bark and wag our tails."

"You know, I'm part Great Dane myself."

Fido and Fifi

"I'm 'Bad Dog' so you must be 'Good Boy'!"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"But how do you KNOW they'll come back for us..??"

"Me, 'sit', I don't mind, it's 'heel' I dread: my master has smelly feet..."

"This silly magazine article says dogs only PRETEND to love us to fulfill deeply ingrained, parasitic survival instincts. Well, they don't know my Skipper, do they?"

"I know I'm being patronized, But I Can't help it. They say 'Good Boy' and my tail just wags."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Watch this! When I tighten my ass I can wag voluntarily!"

it's for you

'He likes you!'

'I think the box says something about seeking medical treatment if your tails is up for more than six hours.'

'I hope you both have many happy years together!'

Dog and bone