Tailwagger Gifts

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Pet Entertainers

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Fido and Fifi

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

Headshot of perky dog.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.