Technology Wrangler Gifts

"I was using a program to help me manage my teaching load."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Toastquest!

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Two robots are playing table football.

Zoom Rodeos

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"