Digital Wrangler Gifts

"Don't get smart with me!"

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! Sure, they like to follow one another but they kin turn nasty mighty quick!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

Cellphone Islands

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Streaming"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Cow Pilot.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'For people to think we just pluck figures out of THIN AIR is RIDICULOUS, we use a bucket.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Statistics Research: You Can Fool 45% of the People 55% of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.