Computer Wrangler Gifts

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Toastquest!

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Zoom Rodeos

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Two robots are playing table football.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"Just where is this PowerPoint presentation going Wilson?"

Robot Costume

"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."