Computer Wrangler Pillows

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Toastquest!

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Two robots are playing table football.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

Zoom Rodeos

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Just where is this PowerPoint presentation going Wilson?"

Robot Costume

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."