Western Wag Gifts

'I hate harmonica music.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

'Mama! Aliens.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Good boy

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"Keep your eyes open, pardner, this is Apache country!"

Rude Cactus

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

Donald the Cowboy

'One more yippeee-ki-yi from Roy Rogers back there,and i'm putting a hoof through that guitar.'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

Free Range Chicken.

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"You destination is around the next curve."

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"You didn't shake out your boot."

"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."