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'I hate harmonica music.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Mama! Aliens.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Good boy

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

'-But,son they couldn't put a horse in a box THAT size, could they?

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."

Rude Cactus

Donald the Cowboy

"You didn't shake out your boot."

Free Range Chicken.