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"I've outgrown my backpack."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

Cow Pilot.

'Are we there yet?'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Automation of Security

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Ladies' Game

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"Oh, grow up!"

'Mom, I think the baby just downloaded.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."