Wagon Wrangler Mugs

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

The First Martian Dog.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

Cow Pilot.

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Automation of Security

Ladies' Game

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

'That's his foot, that's his heart, that's a lego you swallowed at some point... weirdo.'

'Mom, I think the baby just downloaded.'

"Oh, grow up!"