Western Wrangler Mugs

The Lazy Triple Z Dud Ranch

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

el doctor

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

Christo's greatest challenge.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'I hate harmonica music.'

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"You need glasses, Roy."

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'