Railroad Wrangler Mugs

Bull Riding the Rails

New Guy.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

A trevor of trainspotters

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Fisherman get a good catch.

The Specimen Hunter

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."