Wag Enthusiast Gifts

The meaning of life.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Bashful in Nashville

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

Good boy

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Post Game Day Betting.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

Headshot of perky dog.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

"Take it easy back there!"

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

1784: Wigs are all the rage