Literary Wag Gifts

Good boy

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

K9 Authors.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Subway Library

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

Cat wins lottery and vows to carry on working.

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

"Take it easy back there!"

The university is naming a chair for me - in the lounge.

“How was the beach?”

'If you're so smart, let's see you scratch your ear with your foot.'

"Got to go. I think my phone is dying."

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

Man with barking dog on lead sees Cheshire cat in tree.

'I can't lick my itchy bum, but I have amazing hearing!'

"Finally...a purdy one!"

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

The meaning of life.

Book store entitled: 'Content & Things'.

'He probably smells your dog on you.'

"He doesn't bite, but he does some pretty violent tail-wagging."