Writing Wag Gifts

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'He will observe your text now...'

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"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Dog Park Zoom

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Good boy

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

C Day Lewis.

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

The Keyboard

'Here's the first copy. We only printed 1000 copies of your book.'

"One of the failed candidates for the copywriters job wants to know 'wart was rong with his applicashun?'"

'All the characters in my novels are based on real people, for example the fat useless waster in my last one was you!'

Wear your pens with pride