Bookish Tail-wagger Gifts

Good boy

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

K9 Authors.

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

A dog reads a newspaper

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

'This one keeps dog time.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

A Dog's Grave.

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

Know your dog.

'Oh forget it, I'll take a bath.'

What if dogs were charming...

"I love my mistress, but I must say I resent the leash."

'Jesus! I thought mine was bad.'