Bookish Tail-wagger Prints

Good boy

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

K9 Authors.

Headshot of perky dog.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

A dog reads a newspaper

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

The Human Ape.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"Mr. Wakefield and Bowser? Or Bowser and Mr. Wakefield?"

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

'This one keeps dog time.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

A Dog's Grave.

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

Know your dog.

"I love my mistress, but I must say I resent the leash."

'Jesus! I thought mine was bad.'

What if dogs were charming...