Romantic Tail-wagger Prints

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'He loved that dog.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Pet Entertainers

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's just not the real me."

Fido and Fifi

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'He's barking mad!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

Headshot of perky dog.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"My human can't tell which end is which."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"This silly magazine article says dogs only PRETEND to love us to fulfill deeply ingrained, parasitic survival instincts. Well, they don't know my Skipper, do they?"