Wagon Aficionado Mugs

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Route 666

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Smile

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"I know your mother."

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Tyre speaking to psychiatrist: 'I've been under a lot of pressure.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."