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'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'He was getting too heavy to carry around in my pouch.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

Giving Birth

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Doubledecker bus stop

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

Baby Carriers

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'A work in Progress.'

Super Baby

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

Bob hated baby talk.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"My owners aren't baby talking to me anymore. I'm going to be replaced by a real baby!"

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'