Baby Transport Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Mother CareBaby Gap

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

They Always Say That

Baby Carriers

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands

Baby restaurant

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

One Man and Two Trucks

Pregnancy

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

Eskimo pram

"Where can I get one of those?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Stork Swinging Baby.

Don't listen to them - you're already walking just fine.