Beach Buggy Admirer Gifts

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Rating the Sunset

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Fish Aeroplane

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

No Shoes, No Service.

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Car traffic.

Internal Combustion.

Puss n' scoot.

'You're early!...'

"For my money...any care looks good."

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem 'Trees'.

'Henderson has never learned how to relax.'

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

Sea-side - The bathing hour