Suv Admirer Gifts

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'The fact that it's roomy is a plus if you're ever foreclosed on your house.'

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Fish Aeroplane

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Internal Combustion.

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

Car traffic.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Puss n' scoot.

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"For my money...any care looks good."

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'