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"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'The fact that it's roomy is a plus if you're ever foreclosed on your house.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Fish Aeroplane

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Car traffic.

Internal Combustion.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Puss n' scoot.

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!