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'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Fish Aeroplane

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Car traffic.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Internal Combustion.

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

Puss n' scoot.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"For my money...any care looks good."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

'Minibar' - A HotelMotel with an actual miniature Bar and Bartender in its minibar fridge.

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."