Birdy Buddy Gifts

'It's 10pm do you know where your cat is?'

"Do me next."

"Is it that bad?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Worm Charmer

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Bird Torture.

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Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he's lonely.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Another Martoonie?"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'You reek of crackers.'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.