Birdy Buddy Gifts

'It's 10pm do you know where your cat is?'

"Do me next."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Worm Charmer

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Bird Torture.

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I think he's lonely.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Another Martoonie?"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'You reek of crackers.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.