Birdie Bookbuddy Gifts

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Do me next."

"Is it that bad?"

The Worm Charmer

Bird Torture.

'I think he's lonely.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Library

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

The Sensitive Dude.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Post Game Day Betting.

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'