Bookworm Buddy Gifts

"Wow! Talk about a tear-jerker."

Self-Isolation Survival List

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The DaVinci Code

The Bookworm

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

No-Work Orange

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Television Readers.

Blue Stockings

Honoré de Balzac

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.