Book Buddies Gifts

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Sue the Author 3PM

The World's Biggest Book Club

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Isabel Allende

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'He was a great writer'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Tequila Mockingbird

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

Book Lovers in Richmond

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Library

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books