Reading Buddies Gifts

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Isabel Allende

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Library

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

"Wow! Talk about a tear-jerker."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

Have the author sign your kindle...

Anais Nin.

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

"I've found Waldo. Now what?"

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

"School is loverly this time of year."

Time to pick a reading partner and get to reading!

Literate Dogs.

Let's take a shelfie!!

Cat books

'Kevin!' 'Eric! Long time no see!'

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"I decided to self-publish."