Reading Buddy Gifts

Library

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Isabel Allende

Burning the midnight oil.

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Marcel Proust

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Pizza Study Party

Lessons.

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

Have the author sign your kindle...

Campus. I'm failing my criminology class, but you shouldn't have told them "Frank's in trouble with the law." State.

Happy Student.

Anais Nin.