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"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Isabel Allende

Burning the midnight oil.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Pizza Study Party

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Lessons.

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

Happy Student.

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Anais Nin.

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

Have the author sign your kindle...

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.