Reading Companion Gifts

Time to pick a reading partner and get to reading!

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Reading the sports pages.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Library

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'Bront?saurus.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Jane Austen

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Love.

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Pixie Dust $2.00 A Handfull

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

'How long has what been going on?'

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

George Orwell.

Miss Frumkin, take a fugue in G minor.

'I like it.'

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

Computer Support Line

The Joy of Pecks