Computer Companion Gifts

Computer Support Line

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I heard they mate for life."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Dog Crossing

Taking it easy

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Reading the sports pages.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Conservation Area

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Fishermen

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Of Mice and Men.

Salt and Pepper

'Next!'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Is this who I am?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Skier and his dog.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'