Computer Companion T-Shirts

Computer Support Line

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

"You're the lid to my pot."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Taking it easy

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I heard they mate for life."

Dog Crossing

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Conservation Area

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Reading the sports pages.

Fishermen

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Salt and Pepper

Of Mice and Men.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'Next!'

Skier and his dog.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Is this who I am?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'