Office Companion Gifts

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'What's wrong now?'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"I heard they mate for life."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Reading the sports pages.

Fishermen

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

"They found a use for that old paper shredder."

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"Gigot de sept heures."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Bureau of the Damned

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."