Book Buddy Gifts

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

Men reading over each others shoulders

Literate Dogs.

"Do me next."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Worm Charmer

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Bird Torture.

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Sue the Author 3PM

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Isabel Allende

'I think he's lonely.'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Library

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

The Sensitive Dude.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"You'll never believe who's here."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'