Book Buddy Gifts

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Men reading over each others shoulders

Literate Dogs.

"Do me next."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

The Worm Charmer

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Sue the Author 3PM

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Bird Torture.

'I think he's lonely.'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Isabel Allende

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Library

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"You'll never believe who's here."

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.