Beginner Book Buddy Gifts

Reading for Beginners

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Bike Rides

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Library

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Small child checks out a book.

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Old School Mustaches

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

The Catkins Diet

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

'I know how you feel.'

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

Flower power.

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

'My first wife said I was ignorant. My second said I bragged too much. My third said I was conceited. And so it is that my self-knowledge just keeps growing and growing.'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

Anais Nin.

"What do you care what other people think? Just run zig-zaggy."

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."