Beginner Book Buddy Gifts

Reading for Beginners

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Bike Rides

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Library

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Small child checks out a book.

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Old School Mustaches

The Catkins Diet

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

'I know how you feel.'

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

Flower power.

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

Anais Nin.

'My first wife said I was ignorant. My second said I bragged too much. My third said I was conceited. And so it is that my self-knowledge just keeps growing and growing.'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"What do you care what other people think? Just run zig-zaggy."

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

'Just think of me as your life coach.'