Birdie Bookbuddy Pillows

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Do me next."

The Worm Charmer

Bird Torture.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I think he's lonely.'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Library

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"We call it 'learning to read', not 'battling illiteracy'."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

The Sensitive Dude.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Post Game Day Betting.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'Take me to the FBI...Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'