Block Buster Gifts

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Extra innings.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

The housing market begins to deflate.

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."

"What part of this don't you understand?"

Goal!

"You left your pocket watch on the hot stove and it melted!"