Mental Block Buster Gifts

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

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The Adventures of God

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Chairmen of the Bored

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

'Bored?'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

"I spy something blue."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.