Mental Block Buster Pillows

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Adventures of God

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Mitch realizes he was alive at noon.

Chairmen of the Bored

'Bored?'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

"Business has been steady."

"I spy something blue."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."