Creative Block Breaker Pillows

'Let's not go by the book.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'No ice.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Gracie's baby toys.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Lego Haircut

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"I'm still pre-literate."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'