Creative Block Breaker Gifts

"You left your pocket watch on the hot stove and it melted!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'No ice.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Gracie's baby toys.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Lego Haircut

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"I'm still pre-literate."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Read that last part back to me.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.