Creative Block Gifts

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

"Young Frankenstein"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Building Blocks.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'That's my boy...'

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

Pig's Human Bank

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Colours

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

'I need a new toy!'